Complaint - (Gen Dit!)

#1
Ok...

I realise the risks I take posting this, with those that have gone before me with their bone posts and shit dits (Chico, Zoid), however I felt the need to share with the class. I promise its totally gen!

So I begin;

Last night in the gym I was having a run as you do on the machine, when for some reason I started to think about a conversation on here as my mind wandered, that lead me to recall the following comment.

2_deck_dash said:
Get fcuked I'm not sharing any bird with XRD. I might catch ginger.

Just the thought of his pale white penis bouncing around in a frizzy bed of orange pubes makes me wretch.

At this point I burst out into uncontrollable laughter making me look like a complete freak, however this was the tip of the iceberg.

I laughed so uncontrollably I ended up losing balance at 8.5mph and crashing unceremoniously into the wall behind me.

Fortunately, I only suffered a bruised pride.

My only other issue being that now everyone in my gym thinks Im a weirdo... though this isnt a huge problem as it will hopefully stop people trying to speak to me.

Its also confirmed to my fellow members that I am a bit of a cnut (probably something they had already worked out).

Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
 
#3
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
 
#4
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
 
#6
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
Mine too.

Perhaps we are related.
 
#7
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
Mine too.

Perhaps we are related.
Are you fat and hairy with something thats like a penis, but smaller too?
 
#8
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
Mine too.

Perhaps we are related.
Are you fat and hairy with something thats like a penis, but smaller too?
No, I'm divs, bald and horses are hung like me, not the other way around.
 
#9
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
Mine too.

Perhaps we are related.
Are you fat and hairy with something thats like a penis, but smaller too?
No, I'm divs, bald and horses are hung like me, not the other way around.
Then I havent found my long lost brother...
 
#10
2_deck_dash said:
Ram it Popeye.
My Grandfather was a QC.
Tosh; you might spins dits revolving around a divs missus, influencial family, and membership of a militant drinking club, but you and I both know you're a binman from Hammersmith, and a n'er do well to boot.
 
#11
JonnoJonno said:
2_deck_dash said:
Ram it Popeye.
My Grandfather was a QC.
Tosh; you might spins dits revolving around a divs missus, influencial family, and membership of a militant drinking club, but you and I both know you're a binman from Hammersmith, and a n'er do well to boot.
Fair one.

I apologise if I've offended anyone.

This is really me:
 

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#13
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
Mine too.

Perhaps we are related.
Are you fat and hairy with something thats like a penis, but smaller too?
No, I'm divs, bald and horses are hung like me, not the other way around.
That'll be a Sea Horse then :wink:
 
#14
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
Did he only have half a foreskin then?
 
#15
WreckerL said:
BFC_69 said:
2_deck_dash said:
BFC_69 said:
Subsequently I have phoned claims direct and they think I may have a claim, especially if I visit my doctor today and complain of a sore neck.
RR you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.
Ram it Popeye.

My Grandfather was a QC.

Bring on your Bradford Law College drop outs and we'll see how you get on.
:lol:
My grandfather was half Jewish - Not really sure what bearing that has on things?
Did he only have half a foreskin then?
never met him but legend has it that he had a two-skin.
 

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