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coming clean about Big Brother

slim

War Hero
Maxi_77 said:
slim said:
:smile:
If the indian girl is upset :sad: she can come to Uncle Slims house for a comfort session any time. Might even set a camera up if it makes her feel at home.
:smile:

Some how I think she has a trifle more taste

:twisted:

Maxi she has a lot more taste, however she made the decision to participate in big brother so she may not have more sense! :twisted: :twisted:
 

buffer01

Lantern Swinger
I've got an idea for a big brother format. You lock up all the usual dross who want their 15 minutes of fame in the BB house. And heres the twist, you don't record a second of it. Then, after six months of letting shagging and slagging each other, you let them out, tell them it wasn't recorded and nobody could give a fat rats arse about them as thier nobodys.
That second of realsiation would be a fantastic picture, don't you think?
Now where did I leave Michael Grades telephone number........
 

slim

War Hero
Another suggestion.
Instead of giving out ASBOs make offenders spend three months in the big brother house. Call it ASBO big brother.
Imagine a houseful of scum trying to live together. Now that is a program I might watch.
 
slim said:
Maxi_77 said:
slim said:
:smile:
If the indian girl is upset :sad: she can come to Uncle Slims house for a comfort session any time. Might even set a camera up if it makes her feel at home.
:smile:

Some how I think she has a trifle more taste

:twisted:

Maxi she has a lot more taste, however she made the decision to participate in big brother so she may not have more sense! :twisted: :twisted:

You have a point there

:smile:
 
slim said:
Another suggestion.
Instead of giving out ASBOs make offenders spend three months in the big brother house. Call it ASBO big brother.
Imagine a houseful of scum trying to live together. Now that is a program I might watch.

I thought that was more or less the format for the non celebity version, after all that was how miss goody started.
 

slim

War Hero
Maxi_77 said:
slim said:
Another suggestion.
Instead of giving out ASBOs make offenders spend three months in the big brother house. Call it ASBO big brother.
Imagine a houseful of scum trying to live together. Now that is a program I might watch.

I thought that was more or less the format for the non celebity version, after all that was how miss goody started.

Suppose so but can you imagine putting half a dozen offenders of mixed sex in a house together for three months. When they stole the television and video recorder where would they hide it. Who would become the whore master? How would they get their drugs and alcohol smuggled in. And finally three months without their mobile phones, would that send them over the top?
Great entertainment and essential viewing :twisted: :twisted:
 
slim said:
Maxi_77 said:
slim said:
Another suggestion.
Instead of giving out ASBOs make offenders spend three months in the big brother house. Call it ASBO big brother.
Imagine a houseful of scum trying to live together. Now that is a program I might watch.

I thought that was more or less the format for the non celebity version, after all that was how miss goody started.

Suppose so but can you imagine putting half a dozen offenders of mixed sex in a house together for three months. When they stole the television and video recorder where would they hide it. Who would become the whore master? How would they get their drugs and alcohol smuggled in. And finally three months without their mobile phones, would that send them over the top?
Great entertainment and essential viewing :twisted: :twisted:

Still not my idea of light entertainment, I can think of many far better ways of spending my time.
 

buffer01

Lantern Swinger
P-O-L
You don't want to know what I'd do if I caught a burglar in my house.

Anyway, if anybody drinks in Ilchester, you'll be aware that the landlady of one of the hostelrys has here own version of BB.

Basically, she has a couple of camera's with microphones attached and she sits in the granny flat/skittle room and watches over the punters. I'm sure that can't be legal.
 
One of my mates from Folly Foot farm wrote to C4 a few years back asking about a mixed service BB - a few RN,Army, RM, Airforce and chuck a few civvys in there for good measure. He never did hear back from them!!
 

UncleAlbert

War Hero
Re: coming clean about Rum Ration

I`ve got an even better idea for a big brother format, just search around for a crowd of nonentities and wannabees with a very small smattering of intellectuals and professional people, a lesbian and some gays, throw in a couple of walts for good measure then outnumber them with Nazis to keep them all under control.
They all must have a common interest.
And here’s the twist , you don’t let them see each other or meet, instead they are put into darkened cubicles with a computer that links to each other. All meals are eaten at the computer and though they will have a bed most will sleep there to.
Soon allsorts of alter egos will emerge with fights that will make J Goody and co look like rank amateurs. With a daily diet of, fall outs, threats, sick humour, drivel misinformation and intellect, all the time with the Nazis in charge fighting with the inmates to exert their authority. Then every now and then a guest appearance from the producer, blushing and farting all over the place asking everyone to calm down and give suggestions
I recon that would be really good.


Or has that been done already?


…………
 
I watched the first series of BB with mild interest. It was an interesting social experiment. Now, i don't watch it at all. But i digress.

I didn't see all of the fuss. I don't know if Jade said anything racist. But she quite clearly must be far more stupid than we first thought, to say anything controversial when she has such a lot to lose. After all, she hasn't made money from her talents, as the Indian girl did. The programme made her, it'll take it all away too. She is just stupid, and nothing more.
 

josiecats

War Hero
Canaldrifter said:
Perhaps they should just televise Rum Ration. Now that WOULD make interesting reality viewing...
oooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Im not sharing a room with loads of matelots and booties
ooerrrrr on second thoughts :twisted: :twisted:
 
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