Colourful Totnes

It has been announced that the Devon town of Totnes is to have a technicolour striped "Gay Pride" pedestrian crossing installed near the town monument. Apparently this has the full support of the town council who want to 'Welcome the World to Totnes' It may well have the reverse effect. Imagine the conversation, Wife; 'Let's visit Totnes dear.' Husband; 'Not bloody likely, the place is full of Hippies and Queers!'


I have a five hour train journey tomorrow. I'm going to spend that time reading the thousands of inevitably hilarious comments on the Daily Mail site once they pick this story up. I can't wait.

"They've ruined another British tradition, the good old indigenous British black and white zebra crossing, they'll be renaming Christmas bum love day next"

Latest Threads

New Posts