I love my country, and am proud of my heritage, but days like this make me want to change my name and move to Pitcairn Island: I was reading the news this morning, and saw where my beloved government is no longer satisfied with just p*ssing off every Arab and Muslim in the world, now we're going after the Russians again, accusing them of leaking our big war plan to Saddam! (like it really f**king matters at this stage!). I have no idea how to achieve true world peace in our time, but I'm pretty sure hurling pointless accusations at all and sundry is not the way to bring it about. Maybe we should just get it over with: Spin up those ICBM's, duck and cover! If you need me, I'll be asleep under a palm tree, just ask for "Fletcher Christian". Rant over, time for coffee.