The_Caretaker
War Hero

I tried to get in a local club but the bouncer stopped me at the door "no tie, no entry" he growled. There were no shops open at 11.00pm so I nipped to the local garage.
On returning to the club the bouncer says "no tie, no entry" again. "But I have a tie on" I said, pointing to a set of jump leads I have tied round my neck.
Mmmmm ... he pondered scratching his head, then said "ok you can come in but dont start anything"!
On returning to the club the bouncer says "no tie, no entry" again. "But I have a tie on" I said, pointing to a set of jump leads I have tied round my neck.
Mmmmm ... he pondered scratching his head, then said "ok you can come in but dont start anything"!