Having laid the magnifying glass carefully aside this may not be the real FinkScrottle yet I'd defy anyone to say that those sentiments are incorrect in this particular instance.
Whenever you attempt to play 'Navy' with the grown ups here its only natural that some soon become tired of your inane and immature dribblingtons and will feel obliged to advise you accordingly.
The great pity is that your immaturity renders you incapable of hoisting in those hardly subliminal sentiments.
'Officer-ness?' :-| Don't make me laugh. The last time I looked there are at least 24 more of your ilk in Inver-ness. Your little RN booklet should confirm this.
You want to make a positive contribution to RR?
The next time he sits you on his lap why not ask your Daddy to tell you some more 'jokes' to post up? It'll keep you both out of mischief and, if you two keep at it for long enough, you might eventually unearth a funny one.
Finknottle (?) engaged me in chat yesterday and soundly abused me which was a bit odd, as i've never had any beef with him or ever engaged him in chat. In fairness, i did agree with him when he called me an utter, utter cunt. However, I did think that it was a tad un-Fink like, but who am i to question someones motives? If i'm honest, i did initially think someone logged on using Finks details, i didn't even twig there was a doppelganger. I do know that Fink would not stoop to my low level though.