Classes for Women

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
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Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, 1st April, 2011


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.



EACH CLASS WILL LAST FOR TWO HOURS
Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5

Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM


Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8

Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11

Learning to Live – How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Upon completion of
ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.










 

Ageing_Gracefully

War Hero
Moderator
Review Editor
Book Reviewer
#2
All good and well janner, but you don't really expect:

a. any of the courses to finish on schedule
b. any women to pass any of the courses?!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:laughing2::-D:laughing2::slow::laughing2::pottytrain2::laughing2:
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
I'm already getting crap from she who read it over my shoulder, just awaiting incoming from all of the women I sent it to
 

Ageing_Gracefully

War Hero
Moderator
Review Editor
Book Reviewer
#4
If your wife is still reading this over your shoulder :love8: then of course I don't mean her - I am sure she would pass with flying colours!

If she has left your side, revert to my original post! :clown::viking:
 
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