Classes for Women

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]Spring[/FONT]
    Classes for Women at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE


    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Friday, 1st April, 2011


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.



    EACH CLASS WILL LAST FOR TWO HOURS
    Class 1

    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


    Class 2

    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


    Class 3

    Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 4

    Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


    Class 5

    Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM


    Class 6

    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


    Class 7

    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum
    .
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


    Class 8

    Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 9

    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


    Class 10

    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


    Class 11

    Learning to Live – How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
    .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


    Class 12

    How to Shop by Yourself.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Upon completion of
    ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.










     
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  2. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    All good and well janner, but you don't really expect:

    a. any of the courses to finish on schedule
    b. any women to pass any of the courses?!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    :laughing2::-D:laughing2::slow::laughing2::pottytrain2::laughing2:
     
  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm already getting crap from she who read it over my shoulder, just awaiting incoming from all of the women I sent it to
     
  4. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    If your wife is still reading this over your shoulder :love8: then of course I don't mean her - I am sure she would pass with flying colours!

    If she has left your side, revert to my original post! :clown::viking:
     

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