Civvy cnuts

seenoffteefcuk

War Hero
Having just been on a lads holiday with civvies i thought i would share my disgust.
1 we only drank in the decent places.
2 Said decent places turned into "gentlemens clubs" later at night they spent a small fortune on private dancers while i was trying secure a free shag from barmaids after considerable effort i gave in and had a dance.
3 They are all married etc so stated what happens in riga stays in riga i thought happy days the barmaid i am banging will not hear about anything that happened.
Due to the fact that no one knows im banging barmaid they decide to spin the dit last night while she is working and i am sat at bar drinking, also another lad has told his missus everything because "he cant lie to her".
Now i dont mind talking my way out of anything and the barmaid has a fella anyway so she can't moan but when its unneccessary it grips my shit.

Anyone one else had any civvy related mis-haps

They really piss me off.....................
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
I went along to a cousin's birthday party a few years back and took along one of my oppos for the crack.

Turns out stripping down to your pants and getting in the icy bath full of all the booze isn't acceptable at parties full of City types with names like 'Rufus from IT.'

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My cousin and I still don't really speak to this day.
 

WreckerL

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sgtpepperband said:
2_deck_dash said:
I went along to a cousin's birthday party a few years back...

I am shocked and disgusted... :shock:


...you've got oppos?! :twisted:

I'm surprised he has a cousin, I thought he was the result of some experiment in a Transylvanian castle.
 

sgtpepperband

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WreckerL said:
sgtpepperband said:
2_deck_dash said:
I went along to a cousin's birthday party a few years back...

I am shocked and disgusted... :shock:


...you've got oppos?! :twisted:

I'm surprised he has a cousin, I thought he was the result of some experiment in a Transylvanian castle.

Of course 2DD's got a cousin - married, isn't he..?! :? :wink:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
sgtpepperband said:
WreckerL said:
sgtpepperband said:
2_deck_dash said:
I went along to a cousin's birthday party a few years back...

I am shocked and disgusted... :shock:


...you've got oppos?! :twisted:

I'm surprised he has a cousin, I thought he was the result of some experiment in a Transylvanian castle.

Of course 2DD's got a cousin - married, isn't he..?! :? :wink:

Good point, I assumed it was his sister.

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Nah; it's a man sized spermatazoon.



seenoffteefcuk. So what did you learn from this? You were also lucky in as much that if you'd visited some proper places and anything had kicked off, you'd have suddenly found yourself on your own.
 

seenoffteefcuk

War Hero
Passed-over_Loggie said:
Nah; it's a man sized spermatazoon.



seenoffteefcuk. So what did you learn from this? You were also lucky in as much that if you'd visited some proper places and anything had kicked off, you'd have suddenly found yourself on your own.

A very good call, the longer i am spending with these civvies the less i want to be one
 
seenoffteefcuk said:
Passed-over_Loggie said:
Nah; it's a man sized spermatazoon.



seenoffteefcuk. So what did you learn from this? You were also lucky in as much that if you'd visited some proper places and anything had kicked off, you'd have suddenly found yourself on your own.

A very good call, the longer i am spending with these civvies the less i want to be one
Remember,you are not a civvy,you are just spending some time in their world,it doesn't mean you have to act like one :lol:
 

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