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bigbaddog

bigbaddog

Banned
"For Exercise-For Exercise-For Exercise..."
"Fire! Fire! Fire!"
"Fire in (the next one to read the first instruction) the Microwave in the kitchen Port Side aft!"
"Attack Party Close up"
"All compartments report.....!"



(Go!)
 
jambosun

jambosun

Lantern Swinger
Well if its the wardroom galley might as well start a real fire and let it get going properly. 'Action snacks, action snacks followed by Hands to Bathe'
 
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trehorn2

Lantern Swinger
Too late, the moments gone!

Situation normal, all f*cked up.

Shame really, i think this could have been quite a good one. Hey ho!
 
Stripey_G

Stripey_G

War Hero
Of course there's a fire in the Galley (Kitchen!!!??)...that's where they cook things FFS!!!..... :lol: :lol:
 
andym

andym

War Hero
Stripey_G said:
Of course there's a fire in the Galley (Kitchen!!!??)...that's where they cook things FFS!!!..... :lol: :lol:
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For "cook things" read ,"Burn and generally fuck up". :grin: :grin: :grin:
 
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trehorn2

Lantern Swinger
FOST staff to RNR rating stood in the wardroom flat with a floppy hose and an axe.

What is your duty AB?

Boundry cooling sir,

Whats the axe for?

I have absolutely no idea sir, I was handed the hose and the axe and told i was boundry cooling!

I was that rating! Before BSSC though so that is some excuse, isnt it?
 
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trehorn2

Lantern Swinger
andym said:
Stripey_G said:
Of course there's a fire in the Galley (Kitchen!!!??)...that's where they cook things FFS!!!..... :lol: :lol:
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For "cook things" read ,"Burn and generally fuck up". :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Can someone please tell me why the RN are unable to cook fried eggs and bacon properly :???: ?

No matter where you are the egg whites are always runny and the bacon is anemic (spelt rong i know :cry: )!
 
fishmiester

fishmiester

Banned
bigbaddog said:
Wanted to see if you crusties were still up to speed
obviously not! The Sea Riders are not amused!
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Trouble is you see,
There was a load of apathy there as you did not put the safeguard rule in place and then pipe the fire alongside useage of the Gen Alarm.

No wonder you got zip response.

ps
By the way the latest in vogue place for fires is the laundry - ask the Lusty :wink:
 
bigbaddog

bigbaddog

Banned
Wassa laundry? Don't need 1 of those when all you've got is 1 pair of nicks
and socks for a ten week sneaky!
 
mikh

mikh

MIA
andym said:
Stripey_G said:
Of course there's a fire in the Galley (Kitchen!!!??)...that's where they cook things FFS!!!..... :lol: :lol:
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For "cook things" read ,"Burn and generally fuck up". :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Andy he said wardroom gally mate
 
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2badge_mango

War Hero
Do they still have Wardroom Galleys in these emancipated times? I ask only as an ex L/Cook(O) who thought that the amalgamation of the branches had led to "one galley only" ships.

2BM
 
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Nutty

GCM
fishmiester said:
bigbaddog said:
Wanted to see if you crusties were still up to speed
obviously not! The Sea Riders are not amused!
Click to expand...
Trouble is you see,
There was a load of apathy there as you did not put the safeguard rule in place and then pipe the fire alongside useage of the Gen Alarm.

No wonder you got zip response.

ps
By the way the latest in vogue place for fires is the laundry - ask the Lusty :wink:
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OK What is SAFEGUARD and what are the rules??????????


Nutty

This is not one of them skimmer assume ABCD State Golf Kilo Yankee in compartment 4S37dxc things is it.
 
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