Hello all, I hope you had a splendid Christmas. I am typing this from the bog as I unleash what I hope is the last of many epic Christmas poos. This is the first time in a while I have logged on as the past 5 days have been a blur of port, turkey, port, ham, red wine, old films, smoked beer (thanks for the tip JJP23), guitar hero on the wii, those little chocolates with booze inside, port, cheese and port. I also seem to have booked flights to LA early next year some reason. Luckily my mother bought the wife and I, an all singing all dancing coffee machine that has been a great help in my road to recovery. All in all I would say it has been an ace Christmas and I am definitely looking forward to the New Year where I intend to repeat much of last weekend's activity. I see Monty has returned, albeit with the loss of all good conduct badges, did anyone ever find out the mystery of his various disappearances? Any way it's good to have the black cunt back, the place was a little quiet without him. Anyhoo, if anyone would be kind enough to update me on the goings on in the past few days it would be highly appreciated.