Chriscrops Crap.

Discussion in 'Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting' started by Chriscrop, Nov 24, 2008.

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  1. Porn

    Am I allowed Porn mags/DVD's on board a ship? I wanted to take one of those portable DVD players with some red hot movies. you know it would be something to look forward to at the end of a shift?

    Whats the polices on this sort of thing? I bet the woman all take rabbits on.
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    Only the contraband stuff you buy at the NAAFI
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    How rude ! lol
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    Erm, I don`t want to piss on your parade, but, WTF is a shift?
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    Shift work is an employment practice designed to make use of the 24 hours of the clock, rather than a standard working day. The term shift work includes both long-term night shifts and work schedules in which employees change or rotate shifts.

    A related yet different concept, the work shift, is the time period during which a person is at work.
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    Sorry did I offend you in some way? Were all adults here are we not?

    Boobs (.) (.) :tp:
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    Never been a shift-keeper Hig?

    Shift "a Crab Thing"
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    Makes me wonder WhyTF the RN does watchkeeping then?

    No mate, never worked a shift.
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    I would question that.... lol
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    When do you go to Raleigh?

    If you come round to the Reg Office and ask for me, I will let you have a few swapsies from my collection.

    Bring some tissues.
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    No date as yet young sir, I'll be sure to bring tissue, I find bounty sheets the most durable, the "cheap" stuff just doesn't cut it.
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    Real men use this:

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    lol BZ
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    I get through one of those a week, so he will have to bring his own.
    And some wet wipes.
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    Now thats a dit, cracking one off in the Reg Office!!!!!
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    Do you mean to tell me you havn't? :) :thumright:
  18. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Re: Porn

    WTF else do the reggies do all day?
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    It's not allowed.

    So don't get caught!!

    LOL. Funny thread though.
  20. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Re: Porn

    The Raleigh joining letter states the following:


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