A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. The truth be told, he's not too experienced either. On the weding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, "My Darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry fighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want". " Watchou want?" he says, trying to sound very experienced, (which he is hoping will impress his new bride). A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies, shyly and unsure, "I wan try somethinh I have heard about.... numba 69" More thoughtful silence, from him this time. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..... "You wan ......Chicken wif Broccori....?