Chinese Laundry Porn

#1
Anyone remember the stuff ?

I mentioned it on another thread. The 'books' produced by the laundry guys that were often read out loud and had the whole m-deck in tears (of laughter) because of the typos.

One sentence has stayed with me for almost 40 years :

"The monk ran doon her cleamy wite thigs". Still makes me laugh.

Any more ?
 
#2
Generally knwn as Egyption AFOs
The spug dribbled down her thig and she was in Exeter.
Stob stob she cried your hurling me.
 
#5
Wid one leap I was beside her my hot breath pounding in her ear lobes, "Hows about inviting me in for a cup of the old Ovaltine " I whispered in her ear hole......And now a word from our sponsors
Attention all baldheaded men Does your head slip off the pillow when you go to sleep of a night, or when you go bowling are you embarrased when friends stick their fingers in your ears. If so you may like to try our remedy....Teepol.
I have a letter from a satisfied customer here who says "Dear sir I have been using your hair restorer for the past fifteen years and although I'm still bald I sure got the hairiest fingertips you ever did see"

The Laundry crew on the Ark were certainly educated.
 
#6
trelawney,

I thought Teepol made industrial strength disinfectant and loo cleaners ? Not 'hairy fingers' but ...... no fingers !.
Although my Father-in-Law did clean his falsies with Vim, Domestos, and wire wool.
 
#7
trelawney,

I thought Teepol made industrial strength disinfectant and loo cleaners ? Not 'hairy fingers' but ...... no fingers !.
Although my Father-in-Law did clean his falsies with Vim, Domestos, and wire wool.
Teepol was industrial strenghth washing up liquid(gloop) and was definately not made by Fairy
 
#9
Too true Kev,
But I said 'Hairy', not 'fairy'
Looking at the website they make a load of stuff.
I'm thinking of going to Murrayfield next week.
Should I bother ? Should be a cracker (they usually are), and the pubs are brilliant when the Irish are in town. Last time I saw Scotland win in Embra was against England in 2006, but their supporters just seemed to go back to their hotels.
Got very drunk with some Irish guys after a Murrayfield game during the 80's, and about 11.00pm one of them asked : 'Who won anyway ?'. True, it was very close, but ......
 
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#14
Here's one I made earlier (is there a market for it ? Could we make money on the net ?), just to show that we Brats are as inventive as those Oriental chips

'Ply-mouth with huge dickkie !' she cred, 'make I gag with your duck'.

Could this have been the inspiration behind the gendarme in 'Allo Allo' ?
 
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