Chinese Laundry Porn

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  1. Anyone remember the stuff ?

    I mentioned it on another thread. The 'books' produced by the laundry guys that were often read out loud and had the whole m-deck in tears (of laughter) because of the typos.

    One sentence has stayed with me for almost 40 years :

    "The monk ran doon her cleamy wite thigs". Still makes me laugh.

    Any more ?
     
  2. Generally knwn as Egyption AFOs
    The spug dribbled down her thig and she was in Exeter.
    Stob stob she cried your hurling me.
     
  3. "Frug me frug me!" She cribed
     
  4. Gawd,

    Laughing so much I've got jaw-ache.
     
  5. Wid one leap I was beside her my hot breath pounding in her ear lobes, "Hows about inviting me in for a cup of the old Ovaltine " I whispered in her ear hole......And now a word from our sponsors
    Attention all baldheaded men Does your head slip off the pillow when you go to sleep of a night, or when you go bowling are you embarrased when friends stick their fingers in your ears. If so you may like to try our remedy....Teepol.
    I have a letter from a satisfied customer here who says "Dear sir I have been using your hair restorer for the past fifteen years and although I'm still bald I sure got the hairiest fingertips you ever did see"

    The Laundry crew on the Ark were certainly educated.
     
  6. trelawney,

    I thought Teepol made industrial strength disinfectant and loo cleaners ? Not 'hairy fingers' but ...... no fingers !.
    Although my Father-in-Law did clean his falsies with Vim, Domestos, and wire wool.
     
  7. Teepol was industrial strenghth washing up liquid(gloop) and was definately not made by Fairy
     
  8. Stob stob she cried as he fugged her on the soda,the sponge ran down her leg and she was in Exeter.
     
  9. Too true Kev,
    But I said 'Hairy', not 'fairy'
    Looking at the website they make a load of stuff.
    I'm thinking of going to Murrayfield next week.
    Should I bother ? Should be a cracker (they usually are), and the pubs are brilliant when the Irish are in town. Last time I saw Scotland win in Embra was against England in 2006, but their supporters just seemed to go back to their hotels.
    Got very drunk with some Irish guys after a Murrayfield game during the 80's, and about 11.00pm one of them asked : 'Who won anyway ?'. True, it was very close, but ......
     
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2011
  10. Exeter seems to crop up a lot (well, twice).

    Used to go there while at CTC (71/72), but I don't remember any Chinese.

    Still laughing here.
     
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  12. Deserves a bump this thread
     
  13. Stub stub she crid, I'm in Exeter. If you make me segment I'll have a burberry
     
  14. Here's one I made earlier (is there a market for it ? Could we make money on the net ?), just to show that we Brats are as inventive as those Oriental chips

    'Ply-mouth with huge dickkie !' she cred, 'make I gag with your duck'.

    Could this have been the inspiration behind the gendarme in 'Allo Allo' ?
     
  15. Could be a niche for it in the Nostalgia Porn market. The authentic chinese feel
     
  16. Just had a google Scouse, and it looks like we'll need B&W photos.

    Some weird stuff going on out there. 'Hairy vintage porn' is horrible, but there's a big market for pubic wigs in China
     
  17. Slim,

    Just had another google. For 'Egyptian AFO's' this time.

    Three of the first four links are to ..... here, in 2007.
     

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