Chinese Delivery Man

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV, knocking a beer back, when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, there is a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard, and yelling at him "You sign, You sign"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man yells even louder "You sign, you sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you have obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day, he hears the knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with an even bigger truck full of Brake pads.
The Chinese man thrusts the clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling "You sign, you sign" !

Nelson is getting a bit hacked off now, so he pushes the Chinese man away shouting "Look, GO away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
Then he slams the door again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock at the door.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man, thrusting the clipboard under his name, shouting, "You sign, you sign!"
Behind him are TWO very big trucks full of car parts.

This time, Nelson loses his temper completely; he picks up the little Chinese man by his shirt front and yells at him:
"Look!, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Deala ???? "

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