Chinese couple

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  1. A young Chinese couple get married.

    She's a virgin & they are both waiters.
    Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

    On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.
    He climbs into bed next to her and tries to bereassuring.

    "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss
    anyting you want. You juss ask.

    Whatchu want?" he says, trying to soundexperienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

    A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for herrequest.

    She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heardabout from other girls ... Nummaa 69".

    More thoughtful silence, but this time from him Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...

    "You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
  2. Frought 69 was the frish
  3. Made me giggle :)

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  4. Brilliant--cheered me up

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