A Chilean Miner is having sex with his wife on the first night of his rescue. "My darling, can we do this with the lights off" ? asks the miner "Of course we can, I understand" says the wife. "And can I take you from behind" ? Asks the miner "Yes my hero, tonight you can do anything you want to me" "Great" says the miner, "In that case, can I call you Pedro" ?