Children's exam answers

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  1. If you need a laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers;

    Q. Name the four seasons.
    A. salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants, like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q. How can you delay milk going sour?
    A. Keep it in the cow!

    Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A. He says goodbye to childhood and looks forward to his adultery

    Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A. Premature death

    Q. What is the fibula?
    A. A small lie

    Q. What does "varicose" mean?
    A. Nearby

    Q. What does the word "benign" mean?
    A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


    (Oh dear!!-- ) :shock: :shock:
     
  2. Where the f*** did the kid get this one. PMSL

    Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants, like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
     

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