Chico's on the stalk

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guestm

Guest
#1
Here's a nice insight into our friend Chicogiz. He and I have just had a conversation. I think he likes me. I also think he is a lying tit. He's in CIC training to be a Para apparently, except he isn't. As we find out:


Chicomong (hereforth referred to as "C")
i f***ed a girl in her rectum
like 2 weeks ago
and it burns when i piss
likely outcome?

Me (referred to as "M"
f*** off you mong

C
LOL
HHope you know i didntg fail cause of ironing
you TWAT

M
Don't care, you still failed you pathetic loser

C
Your mongtiger

M
Bore off you retarded poof

C
Thank f*** i failed
You old TWAT

M
And you are a shit civvy who cant even pass a course that 6 stone girls can. Killing yourself is the only option.

C
Infantry for me
ive already passed para selection for that
Im off to training this year
your sweaty old f***

M
Very funny, you didn't even get out of Raleigh you dribbling cumrag. I know Bipolar 16 year old fat girls who made it further than you.

C
sucking off the po maybe
Im glad i failed how the navy is turning out. About 28 passed in my class
about 20 left now

M
Sucking off the PO? Even that didnt work for you you shit cunt

C
Navy sounds good to me
..... not the stupid gov has wrecked the navy i once wanted to serve

M
No, you failed. It's not the governments fault. It's yours. You meaningless tart.

C
You still in the navy?
You glad of your service which no cares what your doing?

M
I couldn't give a f***. I get paid lots of money to kill people.

C
LMAO
in the navy?
Join the infantry

M
Yes. The Navy you couldn't get into.

C
I could

M
Well, you didn't did you?

C
All i needed was a letter explaining there was a mark that the drying machine put on my shirt and them marks dont come out i would of passed
If i went again id piss on it

M
No you wouldn't, you'd fail again for being a dirty little cunt

C
but im not going again
im going to do a job where im the boots on the ground
making the difference
And seeing the difference for myself

M
Yep, working as a binman. You won't last 2 minutes at Catterick.

C
already been there for 2 mins you cunt

M
already been there 2 minutes? You said you were training later this year you lying cunt.

Conversation ends..........
 
#3
G: Ha ha, you got dicked by Monty

C: no

G: Yes

C: LMAO

C: He changed it around abit

G: No he didn't

G: So when you off to Catterick?

C: im not

G: Thought so.
 
G

guestm

Guest
#5
Changed it my arse, the only bit I missed out was a boring bit about how he has an ace job where he get's to go to Benidorm, Magaluf and various other hit places in the med.

He's not replying to me now. I want to know when he get's his jump wings.
 
#8
Probably when he launches himself out of the council house top floor flat because you outed the pathetic cnut. Why do these sad bastards pretend they are the next Rambo?? Maybe an interview with the Fairyjob mother might help
 
#9
Is this the same Chico who says he's joining up (again) on the 6th of November so he can tell all the others how tough Raleigh was "back in his day" ?
 
#11
Is this the same Chico who says he's joining up (again) on the 6th of November so he can tell all the others how tough Raleigh was "back in his day" ?
Me and Tommo supported AND encouraged him when his news broke, backstabbing little twat, that is why I outed the cnut.
 

wave_dodger

MIA
Book Reviewer
#15
It's something of real beauty, how could anyone, nay anything, except a prize pus filled retard, fail Raleigh for laundry mistakes, and then feel the need to blame it on the machine!:laughing2:

"C
All i needed was a letter explaining there was a mark that the drying machine put on my shirt and them marks dont come out i would of passed
If i went again id piss on it"

All I needed was..<insert as appropriate>:slow:
A letter from my mam telling my DO I am a mong
A letter from my mam telling my DO i've always been faceally incontinent
A letter from my mam telling my DO I always dribble when I suck

Priceless....care in the community at its finest.
 
#19
Probably when he launches himself out of the council house top floor flat because you outed the pathetic cnut. Why do these sad bastards pretend they are the next Rambo?? Maybe an interview with the Fairyjob mother might help
Chronic insomnia one night so logged on for a read, check who is online, Chico, he immediately spills the beans about his change of preference, never answered the cunt cos I was enjoying a tab, to quote someone whose opinion I value, 2DD, '' brutally honest'', from my memoirs thread/ legend of the month, who is fucking lying ?.
 
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