Chicojizz’s Very Own Bucket of Shit.

Jesus. People are getting dusty on here. Not me! Im dusted and ready for anyone. I had no religion before Belmarsh, but I was persuaded to try join one. Im just mentally strong. It has turned me into who i am today, a strong dependant hard arse. I was gonna join the RN and I decided its no longer for me. Id make everyone look silly at Raleigh. I can now iron to a serious level and wash my balls like no other. I always make sure my socks are air dried and if not by 8am, I beat myself and shout at myself in the mirror asking why aint they dry. I iron my pillow case and bed sheet for detail. My cupboard is all A4. I keep no change in my locker above my cloths incase the money falls into my pocket magically. That magic trick was a serious thing. Im ready to tackle it but the life I lead now is far better and irreversible. I now sail on my own yacht. KCS Raleigh (King Chicos Ship). Since leaving Raleigh my life has been affected. I missed watching from the wash room, a girl getting shagged on the pool table in the girls block opposite. I was 16. It was the first time I watched live porn and I broke the Raleigh challenge. Was great. I shot the biggest load I've ever seen straight onto my oppo top who then came back and rubbed it in his jumper thinking he left detergent on it. The laughs were good don't get me wrong but I'm who I am now and I'm AMAZING!
 

Sumo

War Hero
Jesus. People are getting dusty on here. Not me! Im dusted and ready for anyone. I had no religion before Belmarsh, but I was persuaded to try join one. Im just mentally unhinged . It has turned me into who i am today, a strong dependant hard arse. I was gonna join the RN and I decided its no longer for me. Id make everyone look silly at Raleigh. I can now iron to a serious level and wash my balls like no other. I always make sure my socks are air dried and if not by 8am, I beat myself and shout at myself in the mirror asking why aint they dry. I iron my pillow case and bed sheet for detail. My cupboard is all A4. I keep no change in my locker above my cloths incase the money falls into my pocket magically. That magic trick was a serious thing. Im ready to tackle it but the life I lead now is far better and irreversible. I now sail on my own yacht. KCS Raleigh (King Chicos Ship). Since leaving Raleigh my life has been affected. I missed watching from the wash room, a girl getting shagged on the pool table in the girls block opposite. I was 16. It was the first time I watched live porn and I broke the Raleigh challenge. Was great. I shot the biggest load I've ever seen straight onto my oppo top who then came back and rubbed it in his jumper thinking he left detergent on it. The laughs were good don't get me wrong but I'm who I am now and I'm AMAZING!
FnC
 

Scran_Bag

Lantern Swinger
Jesus. People are getting dusty on here. Not me! Im dusted and ready for anyone. I had no religion before Belmarsh, but I was persuaded to try join one. Im just mentally strong. It has turned me into who i am today, a strong dependant hard arse. I was gonna join the RN and I decided its no longer for me. Id make everyone look silly at Raleigh. I can now iron to a serious level and wash my balls like no other. I always make sure my socks are air dried and if not by 8am, I beat myself and shout at myself in the mirror asking why aint they dry. I iron my pillow case and bed sheet for detail. My cupboard is all A4. I keep no change in my locker above my cloths incase the money falls into my pocket magically. That magic trick was a serious thing. Im ready to tackle it but the life I lead now is far better and irreversible. I now sail on my own yacht. KCS Raleigh (King Chicos Ship). Since leaving Raleigh my life has been affected. I missed watching from the wash room, a girl getting shagged on the pool table in the girls block opposite. I was 16. It was the first time I watched live porn and I broke the Raleigh challenge. Was great. I shot the biggest load I've ever seen straight onto my oppo top who then came back and rubbed it in his jumper thinking he left detergent on it. The laughs were good don't get me wrong but I'm who I am now and I'm A MONG !
Also FoC.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Amazing how life's failures stand at the counter flipping burgers and fantasising. Chicojizz could be an alternative to those "Made in the Royal Navy" adverts.

Something like "Failed in the Royal Navy" and ended up flipping burgers.
 

Sumo

War Hero
Amazing how life's failures stand at the counter flipping burgers and fantasising. Chicojizz could be an alternative to those "Made in the Royal Navy" adverts.

Something like "Failed in the Royal Navy" and ended up flipping burgers.
he didn't fail he was stitched up, for being a ???
 

Sumo

War Hero
He is not a loser, he has told you he is rock (maybe his brain) remember all the street wise I am as hard, in basic and how after a time they stopped gobbing of when they realised the only level of fitness was between their nose and chin, when they met the real deal boys & Girls they soon shone as gobby bullies.



Or is my memory a bit jaded, some of my entry had been given a choice borstal of Armed Forces by the judge, they became one of the team (characters yes) but team players.
 
He gets his jollies from the responses to his posts......
Yoda says, "Ignore you must, off he must fuck"......Confuscius probably said similar.....:)
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Actually, I'd love to meet him in the real world. I have a picture of 'Chico' in my mind, then I have another picture of the real him 'Jizz'.

He is prematurely balding / receding hair-line and has a BMI of 32 - not that good.

If he works at all, it is 'watchkeeping' in Maccy D or maybe a greeter at B&Q. Lives with good old mum, who still does all his laundry and cooking (making sure there are no spare pennies in his pockets!).

His 'Lambo' is in fact a 1997 Fiesta, with a long list of advisories from the last MOT.




If only he'd cut the mustard at Raleigh, it could of (deliberate mistake!) been SO different! Maybe even a Chief by now. Hey Ho.


ETA: the naughty filter turned J1ZZ into **** !
 

Stirlin

War Hero
Actually, I'd love to meet him in the real world. I have a picture of 'Chico' in my mind, then I have another picture of the real him '****'.

He is prematurely balding / receding hair-line and has a BMI of 32 - not that good.

If he works at all, it is 'watchkeeping' in Maccy D or maybe a greeter at B&Q. Lives with good old mum, who still does all his laundry and cooking (making sure there are no spare pennies in his pockets!).

His 'Lambo' is in fact a 1997 Fiesta, with a long list of advisories from the last MOT.




If only he'd cut the mustard at Raleigh, it could of (deliberate mistake!) been SO different! Maybe even a Chief by now. Hey Ho.


ETA: the naughty filter turned J1ZZ into **** !
He has probably TRANSformed into that waste of space Gemma Collins.
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
My mum once had a fight with a monkey. 8 months later I was born, premature like that time I was watching on at Raleigh. Now back away!
Luke, if i remember correctly, you somehow passed the entry criteria and whilst waiting for your spot showed everyone on RR how much of an immature clown you are. You deprived someone of a spot when waiting lists were years. And cost the taxpayer a few bob.

But to be fair, you did join which is more than some thingymajig cunt about here.
 

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