Cheryl Cole

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  1. AngryMonkey

    AngryMonkey New member

    Breaking 'News'. Cheryl Cole's dumping her cnut husband. Gentlemen to your rapekits!
     
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Why, Ashley did'nt have to.
     
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    This didn't take long did it? I've just seen it on Sky News. The way they are banging on about it, you would think it was a major disaster. It's up as breaking news for fucks sake. I'd rather smash that Sarah Harding because she looks (and acts) like filth.
     
  4. seenoffteefcuk

    seenoffteefcuk New member

    Kimberly is the one for me that potty mouth bradford accent is filth
     
  5. AngryMonkey

    AngryMonkey New member

    Your forgetting all the plebs who watch X-Factor week in week out. To them she is no doubt some form of God. The fact that theres been a bombing in N.Ireland, the Pound's nosediving, another government u-turn and a cnut murdered someone while on bail is of no real importance when they can hide in their little bubbles of 'talent' shows and fcukwit magazines.
     
  6. BFC_69

    BFC_69 New member

    Enough said...

    Its not actually "breaking news" is it!
     
  7. Trigger_92

    Trigger_92 New member

    Hands off Gentleman, she's mine :twisted:
     
  8. daffy1

    daffy1 War Hero

    How the fcuk does this make the ''top story'' on Sky news, considering a bomb went of in NI, mud slides in Mederia of which 40 people were killed and the situation in the Falklands. But the stupid chav retard getting a divorce is more important ???
     
  9. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    FFS we've got far more demanding topics to discuss.... like knitting patterns... or monty's electro-orgasms...personally I can't stand the geordie slag. And I'm sick of seeing her grinning mug everytime I open a newspaper, walk past a magazine stand or open my home page on t'internet.
     
  10. Trigger_92

    Trigger_92 New member

    You still would though, and you know it :D
     
  11. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Unless she's kneeling in front of you waiting for that money shot moment eh FD?

    Personally, i'd like to see how she would react to:

    A) Monty approaching her with his new fangled Faraday Perversion Machine
    B) 2DD playing scat games with her
    C) Jonno showing her his cellar for the first time

    Any of the above would be breaking news IMO.
     
  12. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    Sssshhhhh ! :oops:
     
  13. Trigger_92

    Trigger_92 New member

    :D ;)
     
  14. AngryMonkey

    AngryMonkey New member

    Jonno's dungeon/deathpit is no place for her. He can have the ginger one. No-one would miss her anyway vile ginger creature. Being a Geordie she won't bat an eyelid over scat. In regards to Monty's FPM(patent pending) get a few barcardis down her and she'll be game.
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Am I the only one that watches Cheryl Cole in that L'Oreal advert when she says: "Weak? Limp? Lifeless?" and thinks to himself 'not anymore I'm not!'

    :shock: :wink:
     
  16. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    Thats because.... 'You're worth it !'
     
  17. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    She obviously doesnt 'come across 'with the old nookie,hence the reason Ashley went OTS.

    Seems to me she would be a gash shag so not worth the effort.

    Rather have a nice cup of tea instead. :lol:
     
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    So, Cheryl is single. Well I for one will be entering the X-Factor this year.

    By the X-Factor I mean her anus.

    By 'this year' I mean 'forcibly while wearing a balaclava'.

    :twisted:
     
  19. lonestar

    lonestar New member

    She might like the balaclava, it seems she likes the 'darker' gentleman.
     
  20. Jenny_Dabber

    Jenny_Dabber New member

    ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
     

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