**** cherry for sale

#41
Taloolah said:
Wrecker1, you a fan of hairyHolys ? Do such men exist ? Well I'll be buggered...

That's the "hole" idea but I prefer mine bald, can't be arsed with crashing about in the undergrowth, that's why we have booties.
 

Smoggie

Lantern Swinger
#42
I was chuffed to bits when my old Scout Master told me he was taking me off for the weekend to improve my bush skills. Then we just camped out in a forest and throw stones at a squirrel for the weekend. Total cock block.
 
#43
WreckerL said:
Taloolah said:
Wrecker1, you a fan of hairyHolys ? Do such men exist ? Well I'll be buggered...

That's the "hole" idea but I prefer mine bald, can't be arsed with crashing about in the undergrowth, that's why we have booties.
Fcuking right Wrecker. Shagged a Spanish girl once and she had the hairiest minge i had ever seen. I did offer to shave her first and nipped down the garden centre for a strimmer!!! :D
 
#44
X.R.D said:
WreckerL said:
Taloolah said:
Wrecker1, you a fan of hairyHolys ? Do such men exist ? Well I'll be buggered...

That's the "hole" idea but I prefer mine bald, can't be arsed with crashing about in the undergrowth, that's why we have booties.
Fcuking right Wrecker. Shagged a Spanish girl once and she had the hairiest minge i had ever seen. I did offer to shave her first and nipped down the garden centre for a strimmer!!! :D
I've often wondered if hosing a bint down with Agent Orange would work, it did wonders for vietnamese jungles?
 
#45
WreckerL said:
X.R.D said:
WreckerL said:
Taloolah said:
Wrecker1, you a fan of hairyHolys ? Do such men exist ? Well I'll be buggered...

That's the "hole" idea but I prefer mine bald, can't be arsed with crashing about in the undergrowth, that's why we have booties.
Fcuking right Wrecker. Shagged a Spanish girl once and she had the hairiest minge i had ever seen. I did offer to shave her first and nipped down the garden centre for a strimmer!!! :D
I've often wondered if hosing a bint down with Agent Orange would work, it did wonders for vietnamese jungles?
PMSL :D :D

I suppose it gets rid of any STI's and creepy crawlies that can be found in some unwashed types.
 

Smoggie

Lantern Swinger
#46
Nowt like picking a few long and curlys out of your teeth whilst reading the morning paper and eating your full english. I like the Agent Orange suggestion though.
 
#47
Smoggie said:
Nowt like picking a few long and curlys out of your teeth whilst reading the morning paper and eating your full english. I like the Agent Orange suggestion though.
Well when she decided to get off my chevy chase it looked like i had been eating a bunch of fcuking spiders!!! I wouldn't mind but she was essence as i have high standards but FFS there has to be a line drawn!! 8O 8O
 

Sniffemout

Lantern Swinger
#49
Having tried unsuccessfully to dig something up to trade with, our solicitors Messrs W. Burke & Hare say we are to be charged. 8O

Apart from enough bones to feed the dog for a day or two we have nothing. :oops:
However we may still be able to offer a small package. I am sharing a cell with a serial child molester who is willing for a small fee to lend me his soon to be released book, "Child Rape for Beginners" and Photo's of his last three victims in rather fetching before and after posses.

I would throw in a fork spoon and tin plate, all stamped and genuine H.M.Prisons, and a wooden pillow, carved with the inscription, Y. Ripper.
I offer a genuine Rolex watch I was photographing for some plonka....sorry person in N.Z. and a limited amount of stationary, also with H.M.P.
As conjugal visits are allowed, if interested please contact me at

No 123498765,
Cell block 3,
B Wing,
H.M.P. Strange way,
Manchester.

:brave: :brave: :brave: :brave: :brave:
 
#51
Sniffemout said:
Having tried unsuccessfully to dig something up to trade with, our solicitors Messrs W. Burke & Hare say we are to be charged. 8O

Apart from enough bones to feed the dog for a day or two we have nothing. :oops:
However we may still be able to offer a small package. I am sharing a cell with a serial child molester who is willing for a small fee to lend me his soon to be released book, "Child Rape for Beginners" and Photo's of his last three victims in rather fetching before and after posses.

I would throw in a fork spoon and tin plate, all stamped and genuine H.M.Prisons, and a wooden pillow, carved with the inscription, Y. Ripper.
I offer a genuine Rolex watch I was photographing for some plonka....sorry person in N.Z. and a limited amount of stationary, also with H.M.P.
As conjugal visits are allowed, if interested please contact me at

No 123498765,
Cell block 3,
B Wing,
H.M.P. Strange way,
Manchester.

:brave: :brave: :brave: :brave: :brave:

That's no fukking good to me. It was probably the one I wrote for my dissertation. Now if it was "Child Rape for the advanced practitioner" you may have something worth bargaining with.....
 

Smoggie

Lantern Swinger
#56
Chloroform is funny like that. One sniff and your memory and the last thing you remember is that nice old man asking you to sniff his hanky.
 
#60
Smoggie said:
You really know how to treat a girl Mr J.
I do consider myself to be an old romantic at heart as well as a considerate lover. I always, always, without fail shove my fingers roughly up a girls sphincter as I smother her and she orgasms......
 

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