**** cherry for sale

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  1. Just read this:


    Any of you kunts interested in buying my **** cherry? I could do with some cash and thought it would be an ideal chance for someone to buy into this once in a lifetime opportunity. You are bidding on one unbattered by mutton dagger, slightly saggy and stretched, rancid, diseased, hairier than taloolahs minge, sweaty, pile ridden and prolapsed hoop. Bidding starts at 5 pence (or a packet of birds-eye omega 3 fish fingers which are fukking uber divs!). Winning bidder recieves one hour with which to do what the fukk they like with my knotted balloon. Let bidding commence....
  2. Can we barter, I was thinking of 2 scotchbrites and a roll of maskers?
  3. Throw in a chisel ended wheel spanner and a used mutrator and you're talking...
  4. There's four of us sittin here pissing ourselves with laughter, you are one right nutty fukker 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. I'm a bit short of macerators, can I swap them for some last man tapes and a vent plug (could come in handy 8O )
  6. You expect us to beieve it is a 'cherry'?
  7. £20 and a pickled Egg. Then I'll sub contract it out to Gok Wan (K) er.

  8. I could probably use a DC bung......
  9. How about using a jackhammer as a dildo
  10. Uncle ron id offer u mine to auction if your really that desparate lol :roll: :oops:
  11. He's desperate, DO IT, DO IT. Supply phots so we can see what we're getting into 8O if you know what I mean
  12. Huh?
  13. Seeing that uncle Ron is only into dinner gongs of the highest order i'm sure you will be a prime candidate.


  14. I wish to enter the bidding with a pair of shat tracky bottoms, a 6cm diameter bogey ball, 5 copies of Knave circa 1989 (hairy fannys and big hair) and the location of Maddy McCann's mutilated body.

    I'm going all out as this sounds like my kind of tea-towel holder.
  15. £20, a pickled egg and a quarter (pre decimal) of Rhubard and Custards?

  16. How about an old rusty nail, a half eaten tuna sandwich and a packet of cola cubes that are all stuck together having been sat in my pussers grip since 1994??

  17. add a pair of new shoes and a handbag and u might have a deal
  18. Just popping off to Matalan to tie up the deal!
  19. hmm try debenhams then u got a deal
  20. Fcuk it, I'll throw in a Terabyte of child porn too, and A laminated scrapbook of Amanda Knox photos.

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