Chemists shop

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    A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy
    about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday
    for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on
    her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the
    contraceptives.


    ....
    "Look," he said. "My regular customers don’t ask for condoms, they'll ask for
    a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom won’t even be
    used.

    The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the
    shop, put out his hand and said "350".


    The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her
    predicament.


    " Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs"
    her boss told her.


    She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his
    legs. "Yes!" she said " He's got one hanging there!"

    The boss said "Go back in and give him £3.50, he's the window cleaner!"
     
  2. A lad walks into the chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. The woman behind the counter says "We've run out, have you tried boots?". "Yes ", says the lad, "But it leaks out of the lace holes".
     
  3. ...........or, no I want to **** her not kick her !
     
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  4. I walked into a chemists shop and said to the sour faced old woman behind the counter,
    "300 French Letters please miss"
    She replied tartly, "Don't you MISS me!"
    "OK," I said, "make it 301"

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  5. Two dogs talking in the park. 1st dog says "When you screw a bitch do you use one of those condom things?". 2nd dog says "Durex?". 1st dog replies "I asked you first!".
     

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