War Hero
A 15 year old boy went into the pharmacy to purchase some condoms. He began looking at the packages, but wasn't sure what size to get so he asked the pharmacist. The pharmicist got him the right size.

Later that night before dinner at his girlfriend's house her dad said a rather lengthy prayer. When he was done the kid kept staring down at his plate. After dinner when the couple was leaving, his girlfriend said, " Gee, I didn't know you were so religious!"

The boy said, "And I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"