Chelsea Fan


A prostitute working the Fulham Road was a huge Chelsea fan, so much so that she had a tattoo of Frank Lampard at the top of one thigh, and one of John Terry at the top of the other thigh. She offered her punters a freebie if they could identify the two Chelsea players. One punter, after having a long hard look (no pun intended) said "You've got me there love. I don't know who those two are, but the one in the middle with the black curly hair and the big pink lips is Shaun Wright-Phillips". :afro: