Cheesy Hammy Eggy to be Banned!

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  1. Under new military health legislation, Cheesy Hammy Eggy is to be banned from all RN Warships.

    This is an outrage! This is the worst thing since they abolished the Tot!

    What can we do as fellow matelots to stop this?
  2. Yawn, fuck off, next....
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  3. There fixed that for you sweetie.

    Is shit on a raft safe?
  4. Never, Never, Never what do we want "Babies Heads" when do we want them "Babies Heads"
    I will leave the conclusion to others!
  5. Any room for a good healthy plate of 'train smash'? :tongue8:
  6. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    A thread about the nicknames for naval cuisine. Magnificent.

    Pot mess, BITS, Arigones, 'errings in....the end.

    It's already in the Barge, locking seems harsh. Knock yourselves out...............please.
  7. For gentlemen of a certain vintage ye cannae wack for a final salvo of savoury a devil- on -horseback or some other delectable morsel conjured up by the the officers chef.
  8. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Go in then, I'll bite. WTF is a devil on horseback?
  9. Glad you asked that Tiddly, I was wondering that myself.
  10. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    On, not in. ****ing phone!
  11. They can ban elephants footprints though, 'orrible shite.
  12. A canapé made from prunes wrapped in bacon and served on a stick.
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  13. Or you can have Angels on horseback, which is a similer dish but using oysters instead of prunes :)
  14. Aren't they a bit floppy to be impaled on a stick? Oysters, that is.
  15. I usually found them quite crunchy . . .
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  16. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    I think you'll find angels on horseback are scallops in bacon. Not oysters.
  17. Or maybe you're mixing oysters with your bogies judging from some heaving RR tales of such culinary delights.

    Let's get this straight. You cannot eat cheese, ham and eggs, all great sources of protein, yet can smoke and binge drink ashore all you wish ?:eek:mg:

    Some sorry-arrsed fcuker in the MOD looking to justify their job again by the sounds of that one.:scratch:
  18. That'll explain the bleeding gums afterwards then :sad:
  19. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    :laughing3: Room for one more upstairs..? Move along please, nothing to see here... :protest:
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