Chavs

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Wish I'd thought these up, but I found them on the net. Thought it would be nice of me to share them as its Chrimbo

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1. What do you call a chav in a box?
>Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
>-Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
>-Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
>-They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
>-The bride.
6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
>-It might be your bike.
7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
>-One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
>-What you lookin' at?"
9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
>-The police
10. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
>-A liar.
11. What do you say to a chav with a job?
>-Can I have a big mac please
12. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
>-Will the defendant please stand up
13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
>-A Nova seats 4
14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
>-Granny.
15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
>-One, they'll screw anything.
16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
>-A start.
17. What do you call a Chav at college?
>-The cleaner.
18. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they
stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the
blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The blonde
girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

and for a little light reading go to:

http://www.ihate.org.uk/wiki/Chavs
 
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