Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit? A. The defendant. Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? A. They're both useless but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs. Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. ***********. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame? A. Because a Nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Bigmac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.