Chavs attempt aerocide by opening door mid-flight

#2
They were too daft to know they couldn't have opened it in any case I suppose!
A pity though that it couldn't have been done for a few brief seconds to let them off :thumright:
Why can't some brits (it is only some) have a couple of drinks and behave themselves, beats me rigid..
 
#3
Find it hard to believe the stupidity of these two - "a little bit of fresh air" FFS - without too much knowledge of aviation law, surely "endangering the safety of an aircraft" should be the first charge, with "drunk and disorderly" a long way down the list. Once they start banging morons like this up for considerable terms, the incidences should also fall - far too much of this going on.
 
#5
Perhaps the next version of Airbus should be fitted with a rear torpedo tube, difficult passengers, for the ejection of. :twisted:

Oooo Stewardess, there's a pair of freeze-dried wimmen 'anging on the wings! :thumright:
 
#7
Watched a chav on a recent Ryan Air flight.

The beer was flowing and he reminded me of a dickhead friend long ago by his mannerism. Anyways the time came to board the aircraft he headed for the rear steps l informed the other half we go up the front. He was swinging away enjoying himself climbing the steps not a care in the world.

Short delay in takeoff the man tells us. Prat was escorted off the aircraft with his mate. Short delay while the seal around the door is mended this yellow coated type tells us prat having damaged it.

Woman asked if the aircraft would be safe he tells her it will not be pressurised if it is not fixed. Many people then chatting wondering if they are all doomed.

Poor chav missed his concert in Ireland and if I know the man from Ryan Air a big bill!!
 

GPZ_pilot

Lantern Swinger
#10
lol, i think we should change our "national sport" (for the posh toffs anyway) from fox hunting to chav hunting - give them a small head start, then chase them with dogs and arses on horses with guns.

:lol:

[rant:] and who cares about PC - i cant STAND PC arses - PC makes ppl racist without meaning to be - it segrigates our society, not bringing it together. [/rant]
 

GPZ_pilot

Lantern Swinger
#12
i feel sorry for the people who have to live there..

and happy that where i live, the worst i have to put up with is noises from my sheep, goats, dog, and chickens. lol
 
#13
rod-gearing said:
How about a Chav hunting open season,a prize given for the most kills?

Oops,not PC is it,nevermind I'm going to Hell anyway.
It would put the chavs at a disadvantage as they are easier to hit than foxes... :thumright:
 
#14
sussex2 said:
rod-gearing said:
How about a Chav hunting open season,a prize given for the most kills?

Oops,not PC is it,nevermind I'm going to Hell anyway.
It would put the chavs at a disadvantage as they are easier to hit than foxes... :thumright:
You are of course correct, and with a complete lack of Hunt saboteurs (they would join the hunt) kills could be guaranteed. :w00t: :threaten:
 
#15
GPZ_pilot said:
lol, i think we should change our "national sport" (for the posh toffs anyway) from fox hunting to chav hunting - give them a small head start, then chase them with dogs and arses on horses with guns.

The only problem with that is the toffs think we are all chavs if you don't own a 4x4 and a nine hundred acre spread
 
#16
Backpacker1uk said:
GPZ_pilot said:
lol, i think we should change our "national sport" (for the posh toffs anyway) from fox hunting to chav hunting - give them a small head start, then chase them with dogs and arses on horses with guns.

The only problem with that is the toffs think we are all chavs if you don't own a 4x4 and a nine hundred acre spread
Doesnt everybody have a 4 x 4 and large spread on RR then?

I have a large spread but unfortunately its around my stomach!

I admit to having a 4x4 estate car as well. :w00t:
 

Achmed

Lantern Swinger
#19
Backpacker1uk said:
GPZ_pilot said:
lol, i think we should change our "national sport" (for the posh toffs anyway) from fox hunting to chav hunting - give them a small head start, then chase them with dogs and arses on horses with guns.

The only problem with that is the toffs think we are all chavs if you don't own a 4x4 and a nine hundred acre spread
No we dont !we respect the hard working communities that spend their money buying my products, that in turn keeps people employed and Fuel in my 4x4.

still working on the 900 acre spread LOL
 
#20
simonjgriffithshr said:
Time to bring this up, if it hasn't been already:

Didn't think this through...

Thankfully that moron's drunken escapade of joy seeking destruction probably didn't end quite so joyfully. The law probably didn't deal with him much, but he punished himself more than a court probably would anyway...
Very funny but don't think it deserves the heading "Brave Teen Hurt in Rescue Bid"
"Bottom of the gene pool gets what he deserves" is far more appropriate ^~
 
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