What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please? What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter! What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police. Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs? One can read and one can write!