What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
Fathers Day!
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
