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Tj_1

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What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!


What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.


What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?


What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!


What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"


Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.


Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
 
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