I wonder if they'll make a barbie sized job centre so the kids can have a place to compare tats. A 'screaming larvae' ejector function might be a good idea too.. come to think of it barbies have no genitals do they.
How about a 'Cheap Cider' barbie? Never stands up straight and has built in slurring phrases like "go'enny change fert bus luv?" and a vomit button on the stomach?
How about a Vampire Barbie with real teeth! Little Jenny would be lying in bed dreaming about having her own tats as a female matelot when she grows up when suddenly her toy, Jade, flies across the pink bedroom from the window sill and sinks her pirana teeth into Jenny's neck and starts sucking.
On the sucking theme, perhaps there should be a Matelot Friendly Barbie, called "Special Sock", with gaping wide mouth, soft rubber lips and willing & able to "take head" who stimulates the parts that other dolls cannot reach! :twisted: