Chat up Lines


War Hero
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's (_____)

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I?

Can I flirt with you?

Be unique and different, say yes.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Are you from Tennessee?
Because you are the only ten I see

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed-rock!

Let's bypass all this bullshit and just get naked.

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

If I were to ask you for sex,
would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?

I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.