The_Caretaker
War Hero

CHAT UP LINES
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your underwear.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet. I’d put U and I together.
I MAY not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.
YOU must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.
YOU may not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your underwear.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet. I’d put U and I together.
I MAY not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.
YOU must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.
YOU may not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.