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CHANGES IN ATTITUDE

Tas-ape

Lantern Swinger
CHANGES IN ATTITUDE When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impulsive things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but no direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. 8)
 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
Tas-ape said:
CHANGES IN ATTITUDE When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impulsive things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but no direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. 8)

Buy a croft, raise sheep, somewhere in the flock you will meet the girl of your dreams.

Pol
 

The_Caretaker

War Hero
You should be like me Fcuk them and leave them am going out with a bi stripper at the moment some nights get 2 which is a bonus.
 

grefs

Lantern Swinger
[Buy a croft, raise sheep, somewhere in the flock you will meet the girl of your dreams.]

Pol[/quote]


Surely not one with 4 legs and a woolly coat. :lol:
 

Cutaway

Midshipman
The_Caretaker said:
You should be like me Fcuk them and leave them am going out with a bi stripper at the moment some nights get 2 which is a bonus.

This stripper, does he claim to be a Para ?
 
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