ADMIRAL Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, Is more powerful than an express locomotive, Faster than a speeding bullet, Walks on water. Gives policy to GOD CAPTAIN Leaps short buildings with a single bound, Is more powerful than a shunting engine, As fast as a speeding bullet, Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with GOD. COMMANDER Leaps short buildings with a running start, Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine, And slower than a speeding bullet, Walks on water in indoor swimming pools. Talks with GOD if a special chit is provided. LIEUTENANT COMMANDER Barely clears small huts, Loses tug-of-war with small engine, (Wins tug of war with an engine when assisted) Can fire a speeding bullet, Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by GOD LIEUTENANT Sometimes clears a garden shed Loses tug of war with an engine Has been known to handle a gun Swims with difficulty Has been heard to say â€œOh God!â€ LIEUTENANT (SUB LIEUTENANT) Makes high marks when trying to leap over buildings, Is run over by engines, Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring himself, And doggy paddles in water. Talks to Animals SUB LIEUTENANT (MIDSHIPMAN) Runs into buildings, Recognises engines two out of three times, Is not issued with ammunition, Can stay afloat whilst wearing a Mae West. Talks to Walls. MIDSHIPMAN (CADET or UPPER YARDSMAN) Falls over step when trying to enter buildings, Says â€˜Look at the Choo-Chooâ€™, Only allowed to look at guns, (Wets himself with a Water Pistol) Plays in puddles. Mumbles to Himself. CHIEF PETTY OFFICER Lifts buildings and walks under them, Kicks locomotives off the tracks, Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, Freezes water with a single glance. He is GOD.