Chain of Command

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    Leaps tall buildings with a single bound,
    Is more powerful than an express locomotive,
    Faster than a speeding bullet,
    Walks on water.
    Gives policy to GOD

    Leaps short buildings with a single bound,
    Is more powerful than a shunting engine,
    As fast as a speeding bullet,
    Walks on water if the sea is calm.
    Talks with GOD.

    Leaps short buildings with a running start,
    Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine,
    And slower than a speeding bullet,
    Walks on water in indoor swimming pools.
    Talks with GOD if a special chit is provided.

    Barely clears small huts,
    Loses tug-of-war with small engine,
    (Wins tug of war with an engine when assisted)
    Can fire a speeding bullet,
    Swims well.
    Is occasionally addressed by GOD

    Sometimes clears a garden shed
    Loses tug of war with an engine
    Has been known to handle a gun
    Swims with difficulty
    Has been heard to say “Oh God!â€

    Makes high marks when trying to leap over buildings,
    Is run over by engines,
    Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring himself,
    And doggy paddles in water.
    Talks to Animals

    Runs into buildings,
    Recognises engines two out of three times,
    Is not issued with ammunition,
    Can stay afloat whilst wearing a Mae West.
    Talks to Walls.

    Falls over step when trying to enter buildings,
    Says ‘Look at the Choo-Choo’,
    Only allowed to look at guns,
    (Wets himself with a Water Pistol)
    Plays in puddles.
    Mumbles to Himself.

    Lifts buildings and walks under them,
    Kicks locomotives off the tracks,
    Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,
    Freezes water with a single glance.
    He is GOD.
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I think you'll find that should be JOSS!! :wink:
  3. or WO2 (Branch dependant, obviously) :lol:
  4. Yeah,be that as it may,they all still will end up in the Sickbay wanting a cure for the Clap!!!!!!!!
  5. Sorry that was a Chief G.I who was at Whale Island.
    He is now in Ship Street ,Brighton flogging 'Big Issue' :?
  6. SgtP, if you go to RBA AGM next year you will find a manuscript of said dit above No 3 piss position!

    So in relation to another posting you should be able to deduce that I am not a stoker!!

    Keep Striving.

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