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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, called the centipede Norman & decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.

He asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go down to The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?'

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, 'Norman! How about going to the pub for a drink?'

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to
go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?'

A little voice came out of the box:...........

(WAIT FOR IT)...........

'I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fu****g shoes on!!!!'

:oops: :lol:

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