Got this sent to me recently, Ready to Fight and Win * ** * Subject to status. ** Terms & Conditions apply including acts of God, swingeing cuts by His heir-apparent, escalating global tension, unforeseen domestic crises, widespread media ignorance, public apathy, human rights legislation, H&SE regulations, social engineering, the political whim of the day and the wholesale price of mothballs. Remember, the operational capability of your fleet could go down as well as up and you could lose your country's security as a result. All of this will affect your statutory rights. Organic air cover not provided. EU interference and all major credit cards accepted. Sponsorship welcome. Available at a naval base soon to close near you. Hurry while stocks last! The RN is an equal opportunities employer.