Two cavalry officers are having a drink in the mess. One says to the other:
“I say Rupert, have you heard the latest about the adjutant?â€
“No Tarquin, what is it?â€
“Well, not to put too fine a point on it, he was found in the stables last night, shagging his horse.â€
“His horse is a mare, isn’t it, Tarquin?â€
“Well of course – there’s nothing queer about he adj!â€
“I say Rupert, have you heard the latest about the adjutant?â€
“No Tarquin, what is it?â€
“Well, not to put too fine a point on it, he was found in the stables last night, shagging his horse.â€
“His horse is a mare, isn’t it, Tarquin?â€
“Well of course – there’s nothing queer about he adj!â€
