Cats cats cats...

Favourite female body part:

  • Right leg?

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  • The bit in the middle?

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  • Total voters
    368

sgtpepperband

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#8
And apparently the divorce is affecting her quite badly. She's turned to drink; in fact she's having 50 bottles of beer a day...

...she must have hollow legs! :twisted:
 

sgtpepperband

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#10
The divorce proceedings aren't going to well for Heather; apparently during the negotiation stages she was going round and round in circles... :twisted:
 
#12
paul shagging heather on the first night with the light out,

says

have you got your legs open ready

she says

yes ones on the dfressing table

fuck me heather i aint that big
 

sgtpepperband

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#13
A journalist is interviewing Paul MacCartney, asking about his future plans. "Will you ever go down on one knee again?" Paul replies: "Hey, I know no-one likes her, but that's not a very nice thing to say about my ex-wife..."

:twisted:
 
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