catholic girls

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  1. A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
    They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past
    St.Peter
    St.Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any
    contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
    St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
    St.Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have
    you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, " Well once I fondled and stroked one."
    St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and
    pass through the gate."
    All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
    girl is pushing her way to the front of the line when she
    reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?
    The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy
    Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."
     
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