Carvel's Ring

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Now I've heard the sailors saying things like Sing sing or show us your ring--never really understanding it
Until:-
Looking at a copy of Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue I saw Carvel's Ring
That's what they were on about.


And that Thick means Intimate
They were as thick as two inkle-weavers.
When we look back and try and add up the number of times we've Inkle-Weaved--Ouch!

 

[WreckerL]

Now I've heard the sailors saying things like Sing sing or show us your ring--never really understanding it
Until:-
Looking at a copy of Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue I saw Carvel's Ring
That's what they were on about.


And that Thick means Intimate
They were as thick as two inkle-weavers.
When we look back and try and add up the number of times we've Inkle-Weaved--Ouch!

Say what!!!, next you'll be telling us you've never seen Biffin's Bridge!

 

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Say what!!!, next you'll be telling us you've never seen Biffin's Bridge!

biffins bridge. The peice of skin between the vagina and anus. You look a bit pale today mom, yeah your dad crosed biffins bridge last night . We've all heard of that. It's Carvel's Ring I had never come across. You will have heard of that too undoubtedly

 

[WreckerL]

biffins bridge. The peice of skin between the vagina and anus. You look a bit pale today mom, yeah your dad crosed biffins bridge last night . We've all heard of that. It's Carvel's Ring I had never come across. You will have heard of that too undoubtedly

Not heard it called Carvels before but knew what it meant in the song.

 

[fishhead]

I must have been going to the wrong Sod's Operas. Every time a non-singer displayed their ring it definitely wasn't Carvel's we all got to see.

 

[babygravy]

'Ring piece'; aka 'chocolate starfish', 'rusty sheriff's badge' and 'balloon knot'

 

[WreckerL]

'Ring piece'; aka 'chocolate starfish', 'rusty sheriff's badge' and 'balloon knot'

And tea towel holder

 

[SaladDodger]

biffins bridge. The peice of skin between the vagina and anus.

I loved Rogers Profanisaurus name for Biffins Bridge..... Baker Street..... because if you look at a London tube map Baker St is the only place you can change from the pink line to the brown. Or my other favourite name for that piece of skin..... the chin rest

 

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biffins bridge. The peice of skin between the vagina and anus.

I loved Rogers Profanisaurus name for Biffins Bridge..... Baker Street..... because if you look at a London tube map Baker St is the only place you can change from the pink line to the brown. Or my other favourite name for that piece of skin..... the chin rest

And they say Romance is Dead.

 

[Sumo]

And they say Romance is Dead.

It would be if you told the other half, the names you have for her body parts and why?

 

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biffins bridge. The peice of skin between the vagina and anus.

I loved Rogers Profanisaurus name for Biffins Bridge..... Baker Street..... because if you look at a London tube map Baker St is the only place you can change from the pink line to the brown. Or my other favourite name for that piece of skin..... the chin rest

Sitting on a Menorca beach a few months back with an old navy pal enjoying a G&T, there were a couple of overweight naked females of a certain age prancing around close to us. One bent over just in front of us displaying the large droopy bit between her legs.
Taking a sip from his s G&T, he said---Funny you never seem to forget how to tie a Bowline on the Bight

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

I must have been going to the wrong Sod's Operas. Every time a non-singer displayed their ring it definitely wasn't Carvel's we all got to see.

^Aye, 'twas always Clinker, never Carvel.

 

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^Aye, 'twas always Clinker, never Carvel.

Always clinker. That bloody thick shiny pussers toilet paper. They did introduce Izal paper with one shiny side and one soft side.

For the wrens-- so they would be clinker free-- it was suggested.

 

[Sumo]

Always clinker. That bloody thick shiny pussers toilet paper. They did introduce Izal paper with one shiny side and one soft side.
For the wrens-- so they would be clinker free-- it was suggested.

Whats this thread drift to Star Trek and Klingon's

 

[Dusty70]

Bird kneeling on a snooker table on all fours - looks behind her and says 'get a move on Hurricane'

Hurricane says 'hang on a mo, can't make my mind up whether to go for the pink or brown'