Carrers Offices

#1
I'm hopefully getting myself over to the careers office next week but i just had a thought. Do i need to book an appointment with a royal marines adviser or will there be one there anyway? Thanks

Mitch
 

wet_blobby

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#3
walk in, if there's no bootneck in there walk out again or you'll get some matelot telling you how great the navy is, dont be suprised if theres a pull up bar in the corner and your asked to crack a few out, dont worry just hang on when your fcuked, its potential there looking for.
 
#8
Mitch said:
Thanks for the really helpful comment NZB! Meanwhile, thanks to those who gave a useful reply.

Mitch
Emergency! Emergency Sense of humour transplant needed at Borough Green in Kent. Mate if you can't take a wind up when your sitting on your bum in front of a puter, you are not going to have much fun when the bites start flying on Woodbury Common, thats in Devon by the way near a certain Establishment that it is very unlikely you will ever have anything to do with.
 

wet_blobby

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#11
mitch, I think NZB was trying to help, he made quite a good comment in my opinion, think about it for a minute. most careers offices are staffed by crusty old c/sgts and cpo's who spend all day twiddling pens surfing the internet for porn and watching the fanny walk past, imagine how happy he would be if you walked in with your mummy, he'd have a real live milf to stare at and sniff, now if you could persuade your mummy to accompany you everytime and to wear a more and more revealing outfit each time I'm sure you would sail through the interviews etc, you'd probably go through them quicker than most because the crusty old c/sgt would be so eager to see your mummy again, nay salivering at the prospect, so much so that he'd fast track you just so he could play with his nudge on whilst staring at mummy and he'd hardly notice you, you could even be a one eyed biff with one leg shorter than the other and he would'nt notice. you would also be displaying the fact that you had grasped the basic concept of prior planning and preperation.

I think you owe NZB an apology he was promoting a fine idea.
 

sgtpepperband

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#12
wet_blobby said:
mitch, I think NZB was trying to help, he made quite a good comment in my opinion, think about it for a minute. most careers offices are staffed by crusty old c/sgts and cpo's who spend all day twiddling pens surfing the internet for porn and watching the fanny walk past, imagine how happy he would be if you walked in with your mummy, he'd have a real live milf to stare at and sniff, now if you could persuade your mummy to accompany you everytime and to wear a more and more revealing outfit each time I'm sure you would sail through the interviews etc, you'd probably go through them quicker than most because the crusty old c/sgt would be so eager to see your mummy again, nay salivering at the prospect, so much so that he'd fast track you just so he could play with his nudge on whilst staring at mummy and he'd hardly notice you, you could even be a one eyed biff with one leg shorter than the other and he would'nt notice. you would also be displaying the fact that you had grasped the basic concept of prior planning and preperation.

I think you owe NZB an apology for promoting such a fine idea.
But Royals are b*stards, so they wouldn't have parents! :twisted: :wink:
 
#13
Calm down. It was a joke. I can take a wind up but it obviously doesn't go down too well the other way. Please accept my apology.
On another note I've got two different answers to my question and it would be nice if i got an answer as i really don't want to trip up at the first hurdle.

Sorry again i'll make sure my wording is better is next time.
 

wet_blobby

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#14
I would imagine there's one there, why dont you phone and ask before you go? the bootneck might well be on a "sports afternoon" and I'd avoid fridays after about 11 o'clock. I'd doubt you'd need to book an appointment for your initial interview.
 
#18
Yeah ok it wasn't all that funny but i've already apologized for that. At no point was my post meant to be gobbing off though.
 

sgtpepperband

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#19
NZ_Bootneck said:
sgtpepperband said:
Go to A&E en-route to the AFCO to get your lobotomy... :twisted:[/quote
Thats a bit rich coming from a crusher don't you think? :mrgreen:
Hehe, I remember how and WHY NZ and OZ were established by our ancestors... seems things haven't changed in 2 centuries! :lol:
 

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