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Discussion in 'The Corps' started by Mitch, Feb 5, 2007.

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  1. I'm hopefully getting myself over to the careers office next week but i just had a thought. Do i need to book an appointment with a royal marines adviser or will there be one there anyway? Thanks

    Mitch
     
  2. Yes politeness is the hallmark of a Royal Marine,ask if you can bring your Mum along to hold your hand too.
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    walk in, if there's no bootneck in there walk out again or you'll get some matelot telling you how great the navy is, dont be suprised if theres a pull up bar in the corner and your asked to crack a few out, dont worry just hang on when your fcuked, its potential there looking for.
     
  4. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    Look carefully though, if the bootnecks any good you probably won't see him! :lol:
     
  5. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    And the matelot wont know he's there..... :lol:
     
  6. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    Oh he will know mate, we call that ignoring (in the hope he will go away) :razz:
     
  7. Thanks for the really helpful comment NZB! Meanwhile, thanks to those who gave a useful reply.

    Mitch
     
  8. Emergency! Emergency Sense of humour transplant needed at Borough Green in Kent. Mate if you can't take a wind up when your sitting on your bum in front of a puter, you are not going to have much fun when the bites start flying on Woodbury Common, thats in Devon by the way near a certain Establishment that it is very unlikely you will ever have anything to do with.
     
  9. Note sarcasm in my post
     
  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Go to A&E en-route to the AFCO to get your lobotomy... :twisted:
     
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    mitch, I think NZB was trying to help, he made quite a good comment in my opinion, think about it for a minute. most careers offices are staffed by crusty old c/sgts and cpo's who spend all day twiddling pens surfing the internet for porn and watching the fanny walk past, imagine how happy he would be if you walked in with your mummy, he'd have a real live milf to stare at and sniff, now if you could persuade your mummy to accompany you everytime and to wear a more and more revealing outfit each time I'm sure you would sail through the interviews etc, you'd probably go through them quicker than most because the crusty old c/sgt would be so eager to see your mummy again, nay salivering at the prospect, so much so that he'd fast track you just so he could play with his nudge on whilst staring at mummy and he'd hardly notice you, you could even be a one eyed biff with one leg shorter than the other and he would'nt notice. you would also be displaying the fact that you had grasped the basic concept of prior planning and preperation.

    I think you owe NZB an apology he was promoting a fine idea.
     
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    But Royals are b*stards, so they wouldn't have parents! :twisted: :wink:
     
  13. Calm down. It was a joke. I can take a wind up but it obviously doesn't go down too well the other way. Please accept my apology.
    On another note I've got two different answers to my question and it would be nice if i got an answer as i really don't want to trip up at the first hurdle.

    Sorry again i'll make sure my wording is better is next time.
     
  14. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I would imagine there's one there, why dont you phone and ask before you go? the bootneck might well be on a "sports afternoon" and I'd avoid fridays after about 11 o'clock. I'd doubt you'd need to book an appointment for your initial interview.
     
  15. Right great thanks. Sorry about the previous escapades again.
     
  16. Yeah ok it wasn't all that funny but i've already apologized for that. At no point was my post meant to be gobbing off though.
     
  17. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

     

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