Carradine sex question?

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  1. Now! I'm too old to care now so it's not a pervie question.I thought I was a Jack the Lad who,after 12 years in the RN,25 years running casinos and my own jazz band,knew a lot of lifes quirks.
    But! I don't get this sex in the wardrobe with rope around the neck and nudger bit,was he trying out new knots?sheepshank,bowline maybe or a fishermans bend!
    It's happened to a few people but I don't get it and if it's disgusting just a general comment will do but why? whats wrong with a straightforward leg over?can't beat it for me[well it used too!]
    Should be a warning though whatever it is and why a wardrobe?sometimes this world beats me.
  2. 'Cupboard Love' ?
  3. HaHa.Like it :lol:

    Cupboards - secrecy, confinement,submissive ? along with the rope round the bod etc.....some folk like bondage and being out of power.....
    apparently, men in high-powered positions really can go for this at times, it's a release from being responsible and all that.....

    Knew a bloke who knew a bloke ( you know how it is), who like to visit prostitutes, wear a dog lead and have his arse smacked with a wet fish whilst his head was in a fridge. Now, that's weird. 8O

    Brings a whole new meaning to 'cod piece' :) variety....makes the world go round. :wink: :twisted:
  4. Auto-erotic asphyxiation: Apparently rewards the daring with a heightened sexual experience by strangulation to near-fainting whilst masturbating. In-excess singer went out that way, wasn't it?

    No idea why he tied up his tallywhacker though.. Perhaps he wanted to test it out on the wee man first?

    By God, we're not half worthy of the Darwin award some times 8O
  5. Steven milligan and Michael Hutchence were into it which is why they were caught hanging around in hotel rooms aswell i believe. Perhaps the mad bint of the hills taloolah could shed some more light seeing as she has "friends" who dabble in such tomfoolery!! 8O 8O
  6. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    My brother's apprentice's girlfriend is into this too (well, so he says). Apparently she gives him the signal just before she comes, then he strangles her. He says it scares the sh** out of him though in case he doesn't stop in time.
  7. Nothing weird about having your head stuck in the fridge, done that many times onboard. :)

    Never had my arse smacked with a wet fish though, but open to new experiences. 8O :p
  8. What type of fish :?:
  9. Trout!!! :D
  10. Just thought he might "flounder" as he was dangling
  11. At least he wasn't battered 8O
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    FFS, whats wrong with a ham shank! It must be the devil inside giving a new sensation caused by a suicide blonde.
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    At least David Carradine finally mastered the five-finger death wank...
  14. Very good mate!! :wink:

    Ref "battered" i once wrote on the paperwork during a job that the guy who had been assaulted in the local chip shop had been battered.

    ba boom ching!!!

  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    A feckn hearse more like Dr Josef,,,,any chance of battering a mars bar?
  16. I'd have to bring her back to my Plaice and get her to Perch there, stark Pollock naked, with a little Pout on her face, and hope she doesn't become Koi and Carp on like an Old Wife if I want to stick my ding a Ling up her ar Sole. I could always introduce her to my mates, Ray and John Dory.
  17. First time I've read the word masturbation in an obituary! 8O
    I suppose that so many celebs/MPs/local worthies have died thusly that the need to hush it all up with 'accidentally hung himself whilst naked' has now passed.
    I feel sorry for the chambermaid, imagine having to find some wrinkly old hasbeen, black in the face clutching his shriveled c0ck with fresh jizz satins running down his thighs. :twisted:
  18. I take my hat off Sir :lol:
  19. Another woefully fcuked over contribution from the Great XRD.Keep trying, X, one day you might actually get to have your chosen assumptions blown out of the water.As for discussions into sexual behaviour , let's not bother. It'll only confuse you more.

    Darwin award : Yep, the bounds of (cough ) creativity stretch far and wide, with ample room for manouevre :lol: :wink:

    Doesn't apply to some of course; they're still struggling to claw their way out of the 'Ape-Mentality bucket. :roll: :D
  20. zzzz bore off throbber!!

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