Careful what you eat

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Flagdeck, Jun 30, 2013.

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  1. As is written, ' if thy cock offends thee rip it off'.
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  3. P'raps it made him a bit cock-eyed !
  4. Wouldn't have happened if he had more foresight !
  5. Maybe due to his hallucinations and unbeknown to him at the time after this ingestion of shrooms, his self-polishing became a little too vigorous.
  6. That would look good on the death certificate.....cause of death.... excessive masturbation.... always thought he was a wanker.
  7. Maybe the plastic surgeons could transplant the appendage (or what's left of it) on the middle of his forehead.
  8. I noted that you were loitering around earlier and there you are right on cue, just as I anticipated. I will send you one of my Werther Original cyber sweeties for not disappointing me. Ha ha He he. :)

    This has made me feel good, as it was a similar experience to that satisfied feeling that you get when you give your dog a bone to chew on. All in all an excellent start to the week.
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2013

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