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Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by bigbaddog, Jul 21, 2007.

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  1. bigbaddog

    bigbaddog Banned

    For starters:

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    "Gentlemen - welcome to this Anne Summers Party, and here's our first delightful item - "The Beef Curtain Buster".
     
  2. andym

    andym War Hero

    Make sure that the POINTY end goes in the gun first,or then GI will be wanting to know why!
     
  3. SILVER_FOX

    SILVER_FOX New member

    I'm sorry BBD, I just can't top your attempt. PSML - Absolutely outstanding.

    SF
     
  4. andym

    andym War Hero

    Any be sure to use PLENTY of KY jelly on the Mk7 Stokers Suppository.Any questions?
     
  5. Cloggie

    Cloggie New member

    And this Gents,is called the "James Bond Mk007". It basically shakes and stirres....
     
  6. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Right you lot, before I have to search a second person, I want you to repeat after me: "I have no live rounds or empty cartridges on my person, Chief"
     
  7. dunkers

    dunkers New member

    "No smoking"
     
  8. andym

    andym War Hero

    And if you 'olds this up to yer ear,you can 'ear the Seaside!Gen dit, no shit!
     
  9. Ben_C

    Ben_C New member

    'The gentlemen looked in awe upon chief's new selection of 'panty bashers' he'd bought for their wives whilst away at sea'
     
  10. bigbaddog

    bigbaddog Banned

    Just to keep this thread ticking along......look at the detonators on this!

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  11. andym

    andym War Hero

    Dnt Jiggle them!They'll go off!
     
  12. Ben_C

    Ben_C New member

    Christ, we got many British birds like that in our forces?
     
  13. HarryBosch

    HarryBosch Supporters - GCM

    The guy at the very back on the right is shaking his head and mouthing "No, Dad .. that's nana's!"
     
  14. bigbaddog

    bigbaddog Banned

  15. Backpacker1uk

    Backpacker1uk War Hero

    The choices is yours my son!

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  16. Trooped_Again

    Trooped_Again War Hero

  17. Backpacker1uk

    Backpacker1uk War Hero

     
  18. Trooped_Again

    Trooped_Again War Hero

     
  19. bigbaddog

    bigbaddog Banned

    Well we 'aint, but the IDF (Israeli Defence Force) is a-w-a-s-h with flange.


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  20. Trooped_Again

    Trooped_Again War Hero

    Bloody Flip!!

    Do I need to get that wee snippity snip before I join?
     

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