Caption Contest

I started this over on ARRSE, but I don't see why they should get all the fun. Crack on and fire for Effect!



Doh!! I asked to be photographed with real soldiers!

 

"So Sir, if you would like to collect your gear and follow us, you can see what life on the front line is really like..."

" *to aide* Can we get Whitehall on the phone? Well, damn well order them to pick up and create a crisis so I have to return to the UK... sharpish!"

 

No this isn't Libya, we are still here in Afghanistan .. you know ... for your gas pipeline ...

 

"So PM. Did you bring the booze and porn? We're bored with this munter"

 

"For fucks sake who brought the crocohorrordillopig along?"

 

"Talk dirty to our green-lidded trannie again, Squire, and you'll be getting a smack in the other eye!

 

Look at the size of that tall cunt in the background.

Not a caption, just look at the fucker, he's huge.

 

"OOOOOHH I hate these Ice Cream headaches"......

 

He's part of the big three along with Fiji Bob and Captain Jan.

 

DC: ''Oh God, not another middle ranking underpant from the RAF, this is going to be fucking dull. If I have to hear one more gash dit involving Spitfires, labradors with politically incorrect names or polyester, I'll fucking chin the cunt, no really I will.''

 

How come the munter gets a green beret and we don't. We're part of the big 3 FFS.

 

Oh god, what do you mean you've lost fuckin Clegg

 

Oh My God - is that Finknottle in the rear rank ????

 

Yes, yes. I've got that bit. The barrier goes up and cars go through, the barrier comes down and cars stop.

What I asked is "where IS my fucking car"!!!

 

Today's picture if I may.....

North Korea's entry in the World Marine Crossingdressing championship looked a winner.

 

"Squad all mustered and ready for the MO's short-arm inspection, SIR!"

 

The one on the far right has a big black cock.

Just look at it.

 

Fugg me they've got girly sailors doing flagless semaphore as well, I've got a lob on now.
That bastard Kim Il Jong's master plan is now clear, induce surrender by promising night's of pleasure with winsome asian splits who turn out to be DPRK Bootnecks with meat cleavers. What an utter twunt.

 

I thought they were vacuuming the parade ground, must be some suction when they lift their legs that high.

 

Owwwww, khaki knickers, I bet you'd find them up a pongoess's duck run.
I fuckin surrender.