DC: ''Oh God, not another middle ranking underpant from the RAF, this is going to be fucking dull. If I have to hear one more gash dit involving Spitfires, labradors with politically incorrect names or polyester, I'll fucking chin the cunt, no really I will.''
Fugg me they've got girly sailors doing flagless semaphore as well, I've got a lob on now.
That bastard Kim Il Jong's master plan is now clear, induce surrender by promising night's of pleasure with winsome asian splits who turn out to be DPRK Bootnecks with meat cleavers. What an utter twunt.