Caption contest

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  1. No one has posted a caption contest for a while and I thought the look on this poor dogs face was priceless.

    Captions anyone?

  2. I told you we would find Obamas dirty laundry if we looked hard enough!
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "I've told you before - I look for ladies' panties when they're "on"...

    I'm a Bloodhound, not a Shithound!"
  4. You sniff the bastards first.


    Jesus, I can smell them from here.


    Just look at those skidders - if you think I'm stickin' my nose it that, think again.
  5. This job is pants!
  6. That ones easy SPB, they are Rosies! :)
  7. Thought they were Josie's actually!!
  8. 'Jeremy Paxman had some issues about his pants from M&S ......'

  9. 'They must be crackers'
  10. "Mite perty lips ya got there, doggie".
  11. I'm more worried about the fact the copper hasn't got any gloves on. Kinell look at the gravy stains in those things. Its just like being at work!!

    Welcome to the world of the ambulance man!!
  12. "And then when ya hold 'em up to the light, ya can see the face of the baby Jesus".
  13. PMSL!!!

    The coming of the lord!!!

    :thumright: :thumright:
  14. "Last warning Sheriff, get them outta my face or I bite your dick"

  15. "Aw, Jeez, she's a cute as a junebug. She's got pubes like corn-silk flapping in the breeze and smells like momma's moonpie".
  16. Sherrif: "Cletus!"

    Cletus: "Yeah, Pa?"

    Sheriff: "Go git the moonshine, a crate of Cors an a bag a pork rinds from the truck ... ".

    Cletus: "Sure, Pa"

    Wade: "What ya thinkin, Sherriff?"

    Sheriff: "Am thinkin Patty-Sue's runnin round out here as naked as a jail bird, an us boys are gonna have us some fun!"

    All: "Yeeha, whoop, whoop! Go find her, Homer!"
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    ME sniff THOSE. When you said, "you'll give me something to sniff that would blow my flucking head off". I thought you meant a line of the white stuff.
  18. 'Hold 'em to the light.....shinning white......hold em' to the nose......smell like a rose'
  19. "You want him, you smell them"
  20. I don't care what I've been trained for. I aint sniffing that twat.

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