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"Leadership team based at Collingwood critiscised for new task for command courses of crossing the road without touching the ground by means of beer crates only as going too far!!!"
 
WarMonger said:
"Leadership team based at Collingwood critiscised for new task for command courses of crossing the road without touching the ground by means of beer crates only as going too far!!!"

Er chief.... weren't we meant to use empty crates - Jay's Bar will be without beer for the whole weekend now.
 
In the same article BRNC have stated they are set to use a similar task, however have yet to finalise a deal with Gordons Gin for supply of crates....both parties are currently in dispute as to who will supply the lemons....a spokes man for Gordons explained that they were trying to get across to BRNC that they meant lemons of a yellow citrus fruit variety not trainees! :twisted:
 
...so that's what happened to the chock-heads beer locker!

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"Delivery driver sacked for grolsch misconduct"

"Grolsh? Yes, smashing"

"Very good. That's the emergency stop covered. Now, if you'd like to select "reverse" and we can carry on........"

"After his death, Dr. Atkins continued his carb revolution in heaven."

"Grolsh delivery drivers warned against overnight parking outside Mel Gibson's house."

"Schtop! This lorry is not ready yet!"

"Speed restrictions were in force due to a bottleneck in the road."

"Any moment now a Dorito lorry would join the melee and the party could really begin."

"Beer today, gone tomorrow..."

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Yeah, it has been quiet on watch tonight...
 

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