Caption Compo

Thought we could have a caption compo.

 

I see the Fish`eds have ad a barbie again.

 

BOGOF coming to a jesters near you :wink:

Guz was never the same after BOOBS!

(ok fecking bad I know!)

 

Navy PR exercise in marketing the White Ensign goes bottle shaped!

 

The prize Grolsh beer bottle with the gold label still hasn't been found

 

Oh look the droppings of the lesser spotted matelot bird!

 

"Out Pipes: Skirmishing Party as nominated on Daily Orders muster on the jetty..."

 

Dispute during Beer RAS when the WE CPOs are asked to turn to after 0900...

The morning after the Flight Deck BBQ on the Massive...

 

Can Man loses it.

 

naval run ashore shock...bottles still have tops on!!!

 

Shhtop, this lorry isn't ready yet...

 

"you said you'crawl a mile over broken glass to lick my sh*t off a rusty spoon jack!....i'm in the van, start crawling!"

 

Anyone for spin the bottle!!!

 

I told you not to give the RAF the beer to carry - how many times THEY CAN'T HOLD THEIR BEER!

 

Yes Major/Squadron leader, I do folow your logic but surely it had occured to you that AQ might come through the woods?

 

OK! What................. Fish Head lashed this lot down!

or

No Driver................. that's Grolich, not Bollocks!

 

USAF delivers food aid to Royal Navy personnel by hercules drop!

 

SUN HEADLINE...

"Utter carnage on A38 as Sailors entire family are wiped out"

 

"Leadership team based at Collingwood critiscised for new task for command courses of crossing the road without touching the ground by means of beer crates only as going too far!!!"

 

Er chief.... weren't we meant to use empty crates - Jay's Bar will be without beer for the whole weekend now.