Cap.Com. No 3

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by bigbaddog, Jun 25, 2007.

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    The latest weapon in the Russian Secret Services arsenal for disposing of ex-employees now residing in the UK -
    The Killer Shitter!
  2. "Vacuum in the boat"

  3. God, that was some fart
  4. Told you not to use those Polish plumbers.
  5. Michael Barrymore takes up cottaging.


    Feel free to flame me if that was a bit too tasteless!
  6. The new vacuum heads testing went terribly wrong one day!
  7. I knew it, this deck isn't level.
  8. `ere theres three pairs of legs in the next trap.
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Lads, Lads, there's a train coming...
  10. The curse of trap 1 strikes again.
  11. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Henry realised that his chances of Olympic self abuse gold had been ruined by his poor final dismount......
  12. A Police spokesman was heard to say that they've got nothing to go on
  13. Came off on my arrse Chief!
  14. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    what happens when the world drops out of your bottom.......
  15. So who's going to whipe his arse???? know who your friends are then eh??....ah, just leave him!!
  16. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    His gloom deepened as he realised that not only had that last strain Cat 5'd the chod bin, but that he had also suffered a prolapse........
  17. .....and he had shat on his wallet and mobile phone.

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