Cap.Com. No 3

[bigbaddog]

The latest weapon in the Russian Secret Services arsenal for disposing of ex-employees now residing in the UK -
The Killer Shitter!

 

[polariod]

"Vacuum in the boat"

Pol

 

[HookieBuntz]

God, that was some fart

 

[slim]

Told you not to use those Polish plumbers.

 

[TattooDog]

Michael Barrymore takes up cottaging.



Feel free to flame me if that was a bit too tasteless!

 

[Chaz]

The new vacuum heads testing went terribly wrong one day!

 

[chinamatelot]

I knew it, this deck isn't level.

 

[higthepig]

`ere theres three pairs of legs in the next trap.

 

[wet_blobby]

Lads, Lads, there's a train coming...

 

[NZ_Bootneck]

The curse of trap 1 strikes again.

 

[silverfox]

Henry realised that his chances of Olympic self abuse gold had been ruined by his poor final dismount......

 

[Salty-Dog]

A Police spokesman was heard to say that they've got nothing to go on

 

[Trooped_Again]

The latest weapon in the Russian Secret Services arsenal for disposing of ex-employees now residing in the UK -
The Killer Shitter!

Came off on my arrse Chief!

 

[silverfox]

what happens when the world drops out of your bottom.......

 

[Stripey_G]

So who's going to whipe his arse????....you know who your friends are then eh??....ah, just leave him!!

 

[silverfox]

His gloom deepened as he realised that not only had that last strain Cat 5'd the chod bin, but that he had also suffered a prolapse........

 

[diesel]

.....and he had shat on his wallet and mobile phone.