Cap.Com. No 3

The latest weapon in the Russian Secret Services arsenal for disposing of ex-employees now residing in the UK -
The Killer Shitter!

 

"Vacuum in the boat"

Pol

 

God, that was some fart

 

Told you not to use those Polish plumbers.

 

Michael Barrymore takes up cottaging.



Feel free to flame me if that was a bit too tasteless!

 

The new vacuum heads testing went terribly wrong one day!

 

I knew it, this deck isn't level.

 

`ere theres three pairs of legs in the next trap.

 

Lads, Lads, there's a train coming...

 

The curse of trap 1 strikes again.

 

Henry realised that his chances of Olympic self abuse gold had been ruined by his poor final dismount......

 

A Police spokesman was heard to say that they've got nothing to go on

 

Came off on my arrse Chief!

 

what happens when the world drops out of your bottom.......

 

So who's going to whipe his arse????....you know who your friends are then eh??....ah, just leave him!!

 

His gloom deepened as he realised that not only had that last strain Cat 5'd the chod bin, but that he had also suffered a prolapse........

 

.....and he had shat on his wallet and mobile phone.